Global Warming Fan Club Garment-dyed Heavyweight Long-sleeve Shirt
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Global Warming Fan Club Garment-dyed Heavyweight Long-sleeve Shirt

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Global Warming Fan Club Garment-dyed Heavyweight Long-sleeve ShirtListen, were from Minnesota, where winter tries to kill you every single year, so youll have to excuse us if were a little skeptical about the whole "Earth is getting too hot" thing. Too hot? Where?! Because I just spent 20 minutes scraping ice off my windshield with a debit card after my scraper snapped in half like a stale breadstick. Look, were not saying climate change isnt realwere just saying its really awesome. And were supposed to believe that

Listen, we’re from Minnesota, where winter tries to kill you every single year, so you’ll have to excuse us if we’re a little skeptical about the whole "Earth is getting too hot" thing. Too hot? Where?! Because I just spent 20 minutes scraping ice off my windshield with a debit card after my scraper snapped in half like a stale breadstick.

Look, we’re not saying climate change isn’t real—we’re just saying it’s really awesome.

 

And we’re supposed to believe that the same people who can’t fix potholes and think printing more money makes everything cheaper are suddenly the Masters of the Atmosphere™? Yeah, sure. Next, they’ll be telling us they can control hurricanes with a tax.

That brings us to this premium heavyweight long-sleeve—a must-have for any member of the Global Warming Fan Club, where we celebrate the grift, the hysteria, and the world’s most expensive virtue signal. The design features a poor polar bear adrift at sea, which, if we’re being honest, probably just swam out too far because he got distracted by a school of delicious, oily seals. But sure, let’s blame my pickup truck.

Printed on a thick, ultra-soft, garment-dyed cotton shirt, this long-sleeve is pre-shrunk and rugged enough to withstand both winter and sanctimonious lectures from that one guy in your office who just got a Tesla and won’t shut up about it.

Features & Specs:

100% premium ring-spun cotton – softer than the EPA’s definition of "science"
6.1 oz heavyweight fabric – built tougher than your local weatherman’s credibility
Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – won’t shrink, unlike Arctic ice that has been "disappearing" since 1979
Relaxed fit – because the real climate crisis is the price of a gym membership
Twill-taped neck and shoulders – for durability, just in case Al Gore personally tries to rip it off you

Wear it to your next ice fishing trip, at Thanksgiving just to see which relatives flinch, or while you Google how many “climate deadlines” we’ve blown past since 1998. Either way, you’ll be cozy.

Get yours before they’re banned. 🐻‍❄️🔥

Features & Specs:

100% premium ring-spun cotton – soft enough to make you forget you’re freezing
6.1 oz heavyweight fabric – just like Grandma’s winter stew, built to last
Garment-dyed & pre-shrunk – won’t shrink, unlike our daylight hours in January
Relaxed fit – because let’s be honest, winter weight is a thing
Twill-taped neck and shoulders – extra reinforcement for when you’re hunched over, cursing the sky

Wear it to your next ice fishing trip, mandatory family gathering, or as a passive-aggressive jab at that one guy who insists “it’s just a cycle”. Either way, you’ll be comfortable, and that’s more than we can say for the bear.

Grab yours before they’re gone—just like our patience for winter. ❄️🔥

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 26 ⅝ 31-34 31 ⅞
M 28 34-37 33 ¾
L 29 ¾ 38-41 36 ⅞
XL 30 ¾ 42-45 37 ¼
2XL 31 ⅝ 46-49 38 ¾
3XL 32 ½ 50-53 39 ¾
  LENGTH (cm) CHEST (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 67.6 78.7-86.4 81
M 71.1 86.4-94 85.7
L 75.6 96.5-104.1 93.7
XL 78.1 106.7-114.3 94.6
2XL 80.3 116.8-124.5 98.4
3XL 82.6 127-134.6 101
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