NOT MY REAL DAD
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NOT MY REAL DAD

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NOT MY REAL DADNot My Real Dad Inspired by Father Figure Green. Creamy. Effortlessly cool. Not My Real Dad is a smooth, clean fragrance inspired by Phlur's Father Figure, blending ripe fig, woods, and soft freshness, this scent is clean yet sensual the perfect balance of relaxed confidence and understated allure. Fresh without being sharp and creamy without being heavy, Not My Real Dad sits right in that addictive middle ground easy to wear, hard to forget. Its the

Not My Real Dad

Inspired by Father Figure

Green. Creamy. Effortlessly cool.

Not My Real Dad is a smooth, clean fragrance inspired by Phlur's Father Figure, blending ripe fig, woods, and soft freshness, this scent is clean yet sensual — the perfect balance of relaxed confidence and understated allure.

Fresh without being sharp and creamy without being heavy, Not My Real Dad sits right in that addictive middle ground — easy to wear, hard to forget. It’s the kind of scent that feels familiar, comforting, and quietly captivating.


Fragrance Notes

  • Top Notes: Fig, water lily, Cassis

  • Heart Notes: Iris, Oris root, Jasmine

  • Base Notes: Sandalwood, Soft Musk, Madagascar Vanilla


Why You’ll Love Not My Real Dad

  • Unique fig-based fragrance — fresh, green, and creamy

  • Smooth, modern scent with a clean finish

  • Long-lasting with a soft, skin-like dry-down

  • Unisex and effortlessly wearable

  • Perfect balance of freshness and warmth


The Scent Experience

Imagine ripe figs under the sun, blended with creamy coconut and soft woods. Not My Real Dad feels fresh, relaxed, and subtly addictive — like clean skin with a cool, confident edge.


Perfect For

  • Lovers of fig and green fragrances

  • Fans of Father Figure-style perfumes

  • Those who enjoy clean yet creamy scents

  • Everyday wear, casual settings, and effortless layering

    Frequently Asked Questions 

    Is Not My Real Dad similar to Father Figure?
    Yes, Not My Real Dad is inspired by Father Figure and captures a similar fresh, green fig and creamy wood scent profile with a smooth, modern finish.

    Is this fragrance more fresh or creamy?
    It sits perfectly in between — fresh and green at first, then softens into a creamy, musky dry-down.

    Is Not My Real Dad suitable for everyday wear?
    Absolutely. It’s versatile, unisex, and easy to wear for any occasion.

 

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★★★★★ 5
Soft smooth and wrinkle free!
Size: King, Color: White
The most comfortable sheets I’ve had in years! Soft and don’t wrinkle up in the bed. Some reviews said they are thin but I think they’re perfect! I don’t want super thick sheets as we are hot sleepers. These are the perfect feel. They also stretch very well to fit on my mattress all the way around and I have a thick mattress! My precious sheets were a struggle to get over the corners but these fit perfectly. Would buy 10 times over! Such a good value as well!
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Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Soft Material, but Color Not as Expected
Size: Queen, Color: Oatmeal, Size: Queen, Color: Oatmeal
I did not open or use this sheet set because the color wasn’t suitable for the occasion I intended. I prefer to return items in unused condition so they can be resold as new, so I cannot comment on the exact fit. From a price point, it's value for money. From touching the fabric through the packaging, the material feels soft and of fair quality. There is no unpleasant smell, and the overall functionality seems fine based on its construction. My only disappointment is the oatmeal color—it looks somewhat dull and gives off an aged or slightly used appearance. I was hoping for a brighter, creamier tone. Aside from the color issue, the product appears to be well made and comfortable, which is why I’m giving it four stars.
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Anonymous
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Nice and soft
Size: Queen, Color: Chambray
Update: I’m very happy with this sheet set! I’m currently only using the fitted sheet as I don’t have a need for the top sheet or pillow cases right now. It hasn’t popped off the mattress at all like the previous cheep sheet I had. Original post: The sheet set arrived today. Haven’t actually tried it yet because I need to wash it first. From I can see, looks great. Once it’s washed and on my bed, and can figure out how to update my review I will do so accordingly. It’s soft like most people have said and the color is nice, though they didn’t have my favorite color purple in a shade I like so I got the ‘fancy blue’ (don’t remember the actual name of the color) because I desperately needed a new sheet of quality.
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Donna A.
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Very comfy sheets, nice fabric
Size: Full, Color: Oatmeal
I wasn’t expecting such good quality forthis price. They’re very soft, but of fairly thick fabric. I’m sleeping great on them. The pockets are deep enough for an 8” foam mattress plus my 3” topper. Will be getting another set for the second bedroom.
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★★★★★ 5
Great Sheets!
Size: Twin, Color: Oatmeal
Super soft, wash up beautifully, seem well made — very happy! It’s very hard to find 100% cotton t-shirt type sheets and these are really lovely.
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